"Homeland Security has
warned of possible summer attacks by Al Qaeda.
And it must be pretty serious because President Bush
has already ignored
three memos about this."—David Letterman
"President Bush is
going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's
going to
rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create
jobs. He said if it works there,
he'll try it here." —David Letterman
"You
know what really makes this embarrassing?
The other day the president said the leaders in Iraq
are 'ready to take off the training wheels.'
That's what he said, 'take off the training wheels.'
Then he goes out and falls off his bicycle.
And they wonder why the rest of the world doesn't take
us seriously."
—Jay Leno
Bush has a chemical-dependency problem,
but it's not cocaine.
It's Monsanto, Dow, and Union Carbide.
They wrote the checks that put him in the Texas governor's mansion....
Bush had two voluntary emissions-control programs here in Texas.
One involved polluting industries. The other was directed at adolescent males,
who were encouraged to ‘try abstinence.'
Only 3 of our 8,645 most obnoxiously polluting refineries actually volunteered
to cut back on their toxic emissions.
Numbers on teenage boys are not yet in.
~ Molly Ivins
When Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY)
was asked what he thought about
President Bush, he replied,
"Well, I really think he shatters the myth
of white supremacy once and for all"
"Homeland Security has
warned of possible summer attacks by Al Qaeda.
"You
know what really makes this embarrassing? 
Bush has a chemical-dependency problem,
but it's not cocaine. 
When Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY)